By ELLA DIERS
We all know the classic Beloit sports: softball, volleyball, women’s cross country, women’s track, women’s soccer, women’s swim, women’s dive, women’s lacrosse, women’s basketball, and others. However, there’s some sports that you might not know about, and I’m here to educate you.
Bags:
Not cornhole, bags. You’re in the midwest now. None of that east coast babble. You can’t escape. You will say “bags,” you will play bags, you will live and die by the bags.
Frisbee Golf:
I’ve heard rumors and rumblings about a course on campus, but is it real? No one knows. Frat boys in visors and cutoff tee shirts with their nipples peeking out the sides have been spotted walking around campus holding frisbees and yelling, but is it related to the frisbee golf course? Again, an unanswerable question.
Discs (But it should be called Frisbeer):
Rumored to be first pioneered by BUFF (Beloit Ultimate Frisbee Family), this game involves pouring four beers (preferably Pabst Blue Ribbon) into a frisbee disc and lying on your stomach on the ground and CHUG BABY CHUG! Drink that beer, mmmmm yum! And then you play a lovely round of ultimate frisbee and try your best not to puke.
Wine Box Race x Bell Run Collab:
You know the bell run. We all know the bell run. But did you know about the wine box race and bell run? A wine box race is when you team up (group size depends on you) and you compete to drink a case of wine faster than the other teams. The very best of wine box races occur in the OEC parking lot. Drink your Franzia, then compete in a bell run. Watch out for the bushes.
Climbing the Sports Center:
Look, all we know is that it’s been done before. Security will NOT LIKE IT if you do it, and you will probably get in trouble…
Running From Security:
Usually occurs after the previous sport.
Parkour:
We have a parkour club! They do a lot of parkour and jumping and climbing and spinning and kicking and yelling “PARKOUR!” while they do it
Featured Image Credit: Britannica
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