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‘What We Do Matters’: Optimism, Resolution, and Hard Truths at Academic Senate
The April meeting of Beloit College’s Academic Senate filled Morse-Ingersoll Hall’s Richardson Auditorium with staff, faculty, and students on April 8 to dictate changes to the college’s academic program. In the meeting, administration stressed trust, admissions provided hope for the next academic year, President Eric Boynton was reverent toward the college’s accomplishments, and healthcare costs…
Follow-Up on Transparency and College Communication with Students
Single-room housing will now be an extra $400 per semester, starting fall 2026, according to Vice President of Finance and Strategy & Operations Tim Leslie and the college’s CFO Elizabeth Moore. This news comes after some students have already registered for housing.
I Scientifically Determined the Hottest Man on My Favorite Sports Team
Norah uses facts and logic to finally determine, once and for all, the hottest hockey hunk.
News
Chris Taylor Wins Bid for State Supreme Court
Wisconsin Supreme Court candidate Chris Taylor beat opponent Maria Lazar in a statewide election held April 7, 2026
The Invisible War
Scott Wallace, assistant professor of journalism at the University of Connecticut, visited campus on Monday, April 6.
The (very) Distinguished Explorer Awards
On Friday, April 10, 2026, Dr. Nicholas D. Pyenson was the latest recipient of the Roy Chapman Andrews award.
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Arts
A Biased Look at This Year’s Senior Art Exhibition
This year’s Senior Studio Art Exhibition is freaking sick y’all
Organizations Collab for First Annual Student Film Festival
Beloit’s annual student film festival may become a lively tradition!
‘Project Hail Mary’: A Perfect(ly good) Movie
Project Hail Mary: actually pretty good!
Features
Ranking Every Alani Nu Energy Drink
A lot of my life is fueled by caffeine and no caffeine has fueled me more than Alani Nu energy drinks.
The Kosta Doing Business
The fully transcribed interview of the one and only Kosta.
Top Six Stardew Valley NPCs
Part of what makes Stardew Valley so charming is the NPCs that inhabit Pelican Town.
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Sports
Beloit College Lacrosse Celebrates Senior Day
Thank you seniors for all your contributions!
Does Michigan Have the Blueprint? March Madness’ Epic Ending
At least Elliot’s bracket was TOTALLY wrong, right?
Trying to Give Life to the Buccaneer
Imagine if the mascot’s name was Shiver. That’s terrible.
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OP-ED
How Many Platforms Does it Take to Complete One College Semester?
Teachers will be teaching with whatever’s usable, which is…not Moodle.
I’m Undergoing an Existential Crisis Because of Artemis II
For once, the Gen Z experience of “living in unprecedented times” is a positive thing. (Mostly).
The Hypocrisy of Catholic Health Care’s Transphobia
Catholic healthcare claims to be benevolent, but ignores the reality of the people who need it most.