Disobeying public intoxication law since 1853

Author: Elisa Turner

  • Senior Toast at President’s House

    Senior Toast at President’s House

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    bjornstadtm, Elisa Turner

    On Aug. 25, 2026, President Eric Boynton hosted the annual senior toast, inviting Beloit College’s graduating class of 2027 to dress up in their Tuesday best and enjoy cookies, champagne (or grape juice for those under 21), and a moment of celebration for all their hard work. Beneath the shady canopy of the President’s House’s…

  • Follow-Up on Transparency and College Communication with Students

    Follow-Up on Transparency and College Communication with Students

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    Vivian Kopka, Elisa Turner

    Single-room housing will now be an extra $400 per semester, starting fall 2026, according to Vice President of Finance and Strategy & Operations Tim Leslie and the college’s CFO Elizabeth Moore. This news comes after some students have already registered for housing.

  • UW-Madison Researcher Arrested

    UW-Madison Researcher Arrested

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    Elisa Turner

    On Friday, April 10, a University of Madison Wisconsin lab employee was arrested for reckless endangerment after an incident in the UW Madison lab.

  • The Ridiculous Ease of Making Opium

    The Ridiculous Ease of Making Opium

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    Elisa Turner

    Note that for all intents and purposes, I do not condone making or distributing any sort of drug, nor does The Round Table as an institution.

  • “I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win, because we are tough as hell.” GWIS Women in STEM Faculty Panel

    “I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win, because we are tough as hell.” GWIS Women in STEM Faculty Panel

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    Elisa Turner

    On March 31, 2026, the Girls and Women in Science (GWIS) organization hosted a Faculty Panel in the Powerhouse Stack. The panel posited questions to key speakers Dr. Disda Shende, Dr. Britt Scharringhausen, Dr. Helen Werner, and Dr. Katherine Harris.

  • Did You Try the Medicine Drug? The Impact of “House MD”

    Did You Try the Medicine Drug? The Impact of “House MD”

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    Elisa Turner

    Elle reviews why “House MD” is so evergreen. House we need to cure this patient. Did you try the medicine dr-