Beloit College Professors: Goals and Aspirations
As we prepare to close out the 2025-2026 school year, Beloit College students spend a large portion of their time considering the steps they must take in order to reach the next phase of their academic journey.
Goodbye (Last Words)
Our dear Ella Silva says goodbye.
No, I’m Not a Professor: An open letter on sizing the day from a non-traditional Beloiter
I spent four years observing something worth sharing, and a rejection letter wasn’t going to stop me.
The B in Beloit Stands for Backrooms!
With the new “Backrooms” movie coming out in late May, I have begun to think about some of Beloit’s own places on campus that match the energy of that yellow office space
I Scientifically Determined the Hottest Man on My Favorite Sports Team
Norah uses facts and logic to finally determine, once and for all, the hottest hockey hunk.
Ranking Every Alani Nu Energy Drink
A lot of my life is fueled by caffeine and no caffeine has fueled me more than Alani Nu energy drinks.
The Kosta Doing Business
The fully transcribed interview of the one and only Kosta.
Top Six Stardew Valley NPCs
Part of what makes Stardew Valley so charming is the NPCs that inhabit Pelican Town.
10 Music Genres That Exist
A discussion of some music genres.
The Ridiculous Ease of Making Opium
Note that for all intents and purposes, I do not condone making or distributing any sort of drug, nor does The Round Table as an institution.
Kammy: The Newest Costume Wizard.
Lagrosa makes class fun and something I look forward to!
I Went to Capitol Hill to Talk About Tuberculosis
The current scourge of tuberculosis is caused by inequity and a human failure toward impartiality; it is something that we’ve created for ourselves. And something we refuse to address. The World Health Organization estimates we can end the TB epidemic by 2030… So why haven’t we?
Top 5 Walls on Campus
Learn about Beloit College’s awesome walls.
Pablo Toral: Lost and Breathless
Pablo Toral has become one of the most recognizable and unique professors on a campus studded with offbeat charm
Lili’s Pantry Pickles
For years, I’ve(Lili) been making these delicious pickles to use up cabinet ingredients.
BSG Beloit Student Government – What’s New
BSG’s column returns with updates on what’s new!
Top 8 Tumblr Sexymen I think I can beat in a fight
I believe I can successfully beat up a good handful of these so-called sexymen in an old-fashioned physical fight. Witness me.
5 restaurants in Beloit that are better than the Powerhouse
A list of Beloit restaurants that are worth letting a meal swipe go to waste.
Chelonia 2026
A collection of photos from this years Chelonia.
Top Four Reasons Winter Is Terrible
Snowforts and snowball fights no longer bring me happiness.
The Happy Hamilton: Dining From a Vegetarian Perspective
Hamilton’s is a place where you can get food. Sometimes it’s good, and sometimes it’s not.
Redeeming Qualities of Wisconsin Winters
Our winters only have to be as bad as you make them.
Providing the Essentials: Volunteering at Caritas
The community has a lot to offer, and it all starts with giving a little bit of your time volunteering.
TikTok Is Under New Ownership! You Should Care!
TikTok is under new ownership. And new owners means new terms of services.
The Public Library Is a Valuable Resource! Utilize it!!
Alivia Renteria’29 speaks with Beloit Public Library communications coordinator about why the public library is a valuable resource for students.
Introducing Beloit’s New Athletic Director: Pat Miller
Pat Miller joins Beloit faculty as new athletic director
Five Worst Dating Apps to Ever Exist
They’re really bad guys
What’s Been Bringing Beloit Students Happiness?
Appreciating the little things!
How To Help Our Community: A Guide
Ella Silva’26 provides a list of volunteer opportunities in the Beloit area.
Five Things That Will Make Your Life at Beloit Easier (I Prommy)
Claire shares 5 lifehacks to make your time at Beloit GREAT
Dan and Phil Were Dating This Whole Time: The Pharticle
Lio and Ella express their appreciation for Dan and Phil and look critically at parasocialism on the internet.
Seven Movies for the Season
Ethan shares seven movies that are perfect for autumn at Beloit.
Animal Facts: Black Panthers and Melanin
The truth behind black panthers…you may be shocked.
HeLa Cells: The Reason You Are Alive
Armita Aghamiri’28 shares the legacy of Henrietta Lacks and her immortal cells.
The Trans Allegory of ‘Danny Phantom’
Analyzing the queer themes in ‘Danny Phantom.’
Three Autumn-themed Video Games to Prevent a Fall Breakdown
Alex Cambouris’27 recommends three autumnal video games!
Oviraptor’s Parable
Correcting the representation of a misunderstood dinosaur.
Faculty Profile: Robert LaGOAT
A profile of longtime Beloit anthropology and history Professor, Robert LaFleur.
Dinners I Love Making (As A Broke College Student)
Ella Silva’26 shares their favorite delicious meals to make on a budget!
Get Out Into The World
Study Abroad Fair occurred Sept. 24. River Okada-Mulawka’28 encourages students to get off Beloit campus.
Top 10 Chuck Tingle Books Based On Title Alone
A look into the literary world of Chuck Tingle
The 2025 Emmy Award Ceremony: A Recap!
Keegan recaps this years Emmys.
What’s the Fastest Way to Get to the Powerhouse?
Quinn determines the most efficient path to the Powerhouse, in times of desperate hunger.
A Look at Beloit’s New Independent Bookstore
This summer a new bookstore opened in downtown Beloit. What should Beloit students know?
What’s Going on with the Beloit Music Scene?
A look into the past and present of Beloit’s music scene.
Otis Abroad: Experiences with the Doctors in Italy Program
Nate Otis’26 participated in an immersive summer program abroad, getting a first hand look into international healthcare sytems.
Top Ten Things to do INSTEAD of Your Homework
Vivian Kopka’27 shares some inspiration for alternative modes of productivity.
A Guide to Beloit College’s Best Sites
Svea Jones’25 recommends some of their favorite spots on and off the Beloit College campus!
Little Beloit College Joys That I Missed While Abroad
Ella Silva’26 reflects on aspects of Beloit they missed while studying abroad.
A Beloit College Day In Hell
Lydia Williams’26 describes a horrible Beloit College day in the life.
Alfredo So Good You’ll Cream Your Jorts
Alivia shares an epic alfredo pasta recipe.
Some Underrated People on Campus
Leaving, I appreciate unforgettable people who enriched my life.
The Bells have Tolled: Housing Lottery and Selection Review
The annual housing lottery brings hope and despair, determining students’ living situations amidst spring’s unpredictable weather.
How to Not Kill Yourself at Beloit
In a candid farewell, a student shares survival tips for navigating Beloit’s challenges and finding joy before graduation.
Cullyn Murphy: What’s the Big Deal?
Cullyn Murphy, a passionate music professor at Beloit College, connects with students through creativity and humor, shaping their educational experiences.
Top 10 things that no longer exist at Beloit
Brigid reflecting on their Beloit experience, mourning lost traditions like live music at C-Haus and quirky campus moments.
Myth Debunked: Frisbee Team With Drinking Problem Or Drinking Team With Frisbee Problem?
BUFF, Beloit’s ultimate frisbee team, embodies community, support, and joy, proving that heart and friendship matter more than funding.
Brian Bliese: The People’s Coach
Brian Bliese, Beloit College’s assistant cross country coach, fosters strong relationships and emphasizes attitude and effort in his coaching.
8 Items You’ll Actually Use in College
A list of items that are truly needed to survive college, none of this Pinterest college hacks. Just pure unadulterated college student advice.
I was wrong about the bridge
Initially, crossing the Powerhouse bridge felt unbearable, but now I pause to appreciate the beauty around me.
Have You Ever Raw Dogged A Class?
Embracing “raw dog” learning, I attended class without notes, discovering the freedom of active listening and deeper understanding.
We Hope Prof. Gregory Koutnik Isn’t Just Visiting
Professor Gregory Koutnik embodies a multifaceted identity, blending urban and rural influences, fostering curiosity and environmental awareness in his teaching.
What Your Preferred Commons Eggs Say About You
Explore your egg preferences! Whether scrambled, hardboiled, or frittata, each choice reveals something about your personality and desires.
Are the Anti Rape Stairs a Myth?
About the purpose of the long stairs between Morse Ingersoll and The Science Center on Beloit College campus.
What is St. Patrick’s Day Really Like in (Northern) Ireland?
This article is about the culture shock of being from the US and being in Ireland, The North or the Republic during St.Patricks Day.
Top 5 Things to Buy with a $50 Walmart Gift Card
This article is a parody article about what you could possibly buy with a $50 Walmart gift card.
A Unified Nickname for Eric Boynton
The campus debates a fitting nickname for President Boynton, with options like “Boing Boing” and “Boy Toy” sparking lively discussion.
Top 5 Places to Fuck Raw on Campus
Beloit College is notorious for its wild sexual escapades, with students sharing their top five unconventional hookup spots on campus.
Student Insights into the School of Business Gala
The inaugural School of Business Gala celebrated the new department with awards, networking, and even a surprise visit from Spider-Man.
Top 6 Ways to Stay Warm in This God Forsaken Cold
Stay warm and sexy this winter with extra layers, hand-warming packs, and hot beverages—defy the cold!
Welcome New Archivist Diane W. Ray
An interview with Beloit College’s new archivist Diane W. Ray and covers the work and legacy of Fred Burwell being handed off to the new archivist.
Cheese Curds of the Stateline
Discover the best cheese curds in Wisconsin, from Jersey’s Bar & Grill to the disappointing Culver’s. Curds reign supreme!
A Brief History of Book Burning
Explores historical book burning as a tool for censorship and oppression.
Beloit Professors as Grammy Award Winners
A comparison of Beloit professors to Grammy-winning artists and performers.
Beloit College’s Identity Crisis
Beloit College faces an identity crisis, struggling with budget cuts and the decline of humanities amidst a focus on career readiness.
Beloit Student Attends Global Climate Conference
Beloit student Aislynn Patrick attended COP29, highlighting financial negotiations and the need for stronger climate action amidst political challenges.
On Post Meal Plate Stacking
Customers stacking plates may seem helpful, but it complicates servers’ work and disrupts established bussing protocols.
5 Movies That Are So Bad, They’re Good
Katherine Ekman highlights five movies that are so bad they’re good, celebrating their absurdity and entertainment value despite their flaws.
A Part of the Whole
Mason and Marissa’s museum work enriches their artistic education.
I lost brain cells at the Kamala Harris rally
and she lost so likee…..
How Beloit snuck into my Moroccan DNA
Karima also says bye :((((
A Reintroduction to the Archives
ARCHIVES IS BACK BABY!!!!
Beloit Lookalike Competition
ME!!!! I LOoK LIKE ERIC!!!!
Student and College Trash Initiatives: Where Does It Go?
Beloit College faces sustainability challenges with waste management practices.
Georgia the Dog Crowned Beloit’s Cutie-Pie Champion
Georgia the dog wins Beloit College’s cutest pet competition.
Staying Occupied in the Colder Months
Beloit College offers Zumba and yoga classes, providing enjoyable ways to stay active and relieve stress as winter approaches.
Student Writing: “Nosebleed”
A poem Inspired by a piece submitted for ENGL 205: Intro Creative Writing with Toby Altman.
Best Suggestions for Spirit Halloween’s New Spirit Christmas
Genuine and 100% real business advice for the Spirit Halloween company to create a successful Spirit Christmas.
The Best Pumpkin Treats Around Town
PUMPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!! Eric tells you about his favorite sweet fall treats in Beloit.
Top 10 Halloween Movies to Watch With Friends
Top Halloween movie countdown for friends’ viewing enjoyment.
Top 10 Weapons of Mass Destruction on Campus
WMDs??? On BC???? No way.
What We Can Learn from the Elections of 1892, 1896, and 1960: A Historical Analysis and Retrospective
2024 election mirrors historical political divisions and challenges.
609 Menace on the Loose
609 poops.
Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megaflopalis”
“Megalopolis” critiques corruption and inequality, presenting contrasting visions of power and utopia.
Blue Magic
For Armita, the blue chairs symbolize the transition from isolation to connection and belonging.
Master the Art of Napping: 7 Prime Locations on Campus
Kyana shares her favorite napping spots at Beloit College for exhausted students.
Places to Visit this October
October brings festive activities like haunted trails, apple picking, and movie nights in Wisconsin.
Funsies In Beloit From an International Perspective
A Moroccan student’s humorous journey in America highlights culture shocks and unexpected experiences in Beloit.
New Spaces on Campus
Sam talks about the new, fun-sucking additions to campus this semester.
Older Siblings
Only children can find support and guidance in friends.
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