Elisa Turner

Project 2025 in 2026

Feb 4, 2026

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Elisa Turner

Elisa gives an opinionated update on the completion of Project 2025 in 2025…

Nov 19, 2025

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Elisa Turner

BSG election winners for the upcoming year.

Nov 12, 2025

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Elisa Turner, Theo Bjornstad

Matt the Knife…

Nov 12, 2025

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Elisa Turner

They’re really bad guys

Nov 5, 2025

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Elisa Turner, Theo Bjornstad

Pumpkins and physics!

Oct 29, 2025

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Elisa Turner

Elisa expounds upon the fruits of her psychotically-fueled spooky-door-hunting quest. Also, she dunks on 609.