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Author: Theo Bjornstad

  • Wild No More: Native Wildflower Garden Missing From Campus

    Wild No More: Native Wildflower Garden Missing From Campus

    By

    Elisa Turner, Theo Bjornstad

    The native plant garden previously by Pearson’s has been banished at once. In this article, we try to figure out why,

  • Is He Music? – A Playboi Carti Album Review

    Is He Music? – A Playboi Carti Album Review

    By

    Elliot Ave-Lallemant, Theo Bjornstad

    Elliot and Theo review Playboi Cari’s newest album

  • Know I’m Fried: “VULTURES 2” Album Review

    Know I’m Fried: “VULTURES 2” Album Review

    By

    Elliot Ave-Lallemant, Theo Bjornstad

    “VULTURES 2” disappoints with recycled ideas, unfinished songs, and lacks the brilliance of previous albums.

  • Modern Art is Pretty Cool, Actually

    Modern Art is Pretty Cool, Actually

    By

    Theo Bjornstad

    “Many people outright dislike modern art as a movement, and even more simply regard it with confusion, for a variety of reasons, but I think there are some truly incredible pieces in the world of modern art, Jo Baer’s Brilliant Yellow #9 being one of them. Dismissing the whole movement is a mistake.”

  • Scorigami!

    Scorigami!

    By

    Theo Bjornstad

    By THEO BJORNSTAD Scorigami! Something happened this week in the NFL that has never happened before- in the entire history of the NFL Super Bowl Era. The event was not Aaron Rodgers’s season-ending ACL tear, which happened only 4 minutes and 20 seconds in to his first game of the season, it wasn’t the hopes…

  • Something Smells…

    Something Smells…

    By

    Vivian Kopka, Theo Bjornstad

    Aldrich Hall elevator struggles with persistent vomit odor issues.