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Morse Library Cartoneras Exhibit

Spanish 210: Spanish in Dialogue with the Environment unveiled the Morse Library Cartoneras exhibit in early February.

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“Already, regulations and protections that took years to be put in place are now being repealed, scientists laid off for being “too alarmist”, and protection of our environment being threatened for the sake of business.” “Poole took to the stage in a self- choreographed piece entitled “Who am I to Complain?,”... The solo was a beautiful story of carrying on despite feeling like you can’t. Poole gave her gorgeous goodbye to the Beloit College dance scene, holding everyone’s gaze as she shone on stage.” “[Sans from Undertale is] kind of like Jack Skellington, without any insane powers he is just one lump of bones. I imagine him making the minecraft skeleton hitting sound while I am kicking him” “On Feb. 1, up to 90,000 people filled Prague’s Wenceslas Square and Old Town Square. They held Czech, EU, and Ukrainian flags.” Basketball Falls to Lawrence in Senior Day Doubleheader: Men’s and Women’s Basketball play their final home games of the season against Lawrence! “While the numbers are low, it’s enough to encourage extra vigilance. The Wisconsin Department of Health Services (DHS) recommends residents to check their vaccination statuses and to know the symptoms and quarantine measures.”

Arts

Niko the Seal’s Sixth Birthday!

Niko the seal- also known as the “crying seal” featured in the popular meme “he was forced to eat cement when he was six” meme, turned six on Sunday! Perhaps this will not be an auspicious year for him…

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OP-ED

The ’90s Killed Empires

The 1990s proved that empires are not capable of surviving on power alone.

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